Quiz 1:

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU??

Result: Too Attractive

Your extreme level of hotness is distracting and offensive to everyone.

Seriously. You're so hot that it makes your friends vomit out of jealousy and strangers drool out of animal lust. Invest in some burlap sacks before everyone you know turns into drooling, vomity messes. Or maybe just invest in some mops.

And don't forget to thank your mom and dad for making you so gorgeous. They did good.

Quiz 2:

What Do People Like About You?

Result: You're Sweet

It makes complete sense that people want to be your friend. You'll do anything to make their life better - even if it means making your own life a little worse.

We commend you on your generosity, and we hope that people will learn from your example and quit being so self-centered all the time. But make sure to look out for your own needs, too. Being too nice can lead to people taking advantage of you.

Quiz 3:

Are You Blonde?

Result: You're Pretty Blonde

No matter what color your hair is, you've still got the spirit of a blonde.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Well, that's for you to decide. Personally, we think being blonde is super-awesome and great. Chances are, you do, too.

And if you don't? Hey, nothing's stopping you from hitting the drug store and picking up a bottle of Clairol.

Quiz 4:

Are You a Nerd?

Result: You're Not Nerdy at All

The jury's in: nerds and you have about as much in common as celery sticks and Twinkies.

Quantum mechanics? Please. If it's not for sale at Hollister, you're not interested. You're a true prep, through and through. (You might not even know how to spell "through.")

We love that you're so secure with your non-nerdiness. Still, don't you think it would be fun to give in and calculate something sometime? Just a suggestion.

Quiz 5:

Why Are You Still Single?

Result: You Kinda Like Being Single

Why are you in such a rush to get tied down? It looks like you kinda like having the freedom of being single.

Don't get into a relationship - you'll probably end up breaking someone's heart. Instead, flirt around and have fun. Only settle down when you're really ready to.

Labels: Bored. That's why my dear.

Quiz 1:

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU??

Result: Too Attractive

Your extreme level of hotness is distracting and offensive to everyone.

Seriously. You're so hot that it makes your friends vomit out of jealousy and strangers drool out of animal lust. Invest in some burlap sacks before everyone you know turns into drooling, vomity messes. Or maybe just invest in some mops.

And don't forget to thank your mom and dad for making you so gorgeous. They did good.

Quiz 2:

What Do People Like About You?

Result: You're Sweet

It makes complete sense that people want to be your friend. You'll do anything to make their life better - even if it means making your own life a little worse.

We commend you on your generosity, and we hope that people will learn from your example and quit being so self-centered all the time. But make sure to look out for your own needs, too. Being too nice can lead to people taking advantage of you.

Quiz 3:

Are You Blonde?

Result: You're Pretty Blonde

No matter what color your hair is, you've still got the spirit of a blonde.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Well, that's for you to decide. Personally, we think being blonde is super-awesome and great. Chances are, you do, too.

And if you don't? Hey, nothing's stopping you from hitting the drug store and picking up a bottle of Clairol.

Quiz 4:

Are You a Nerd?

Result: You're Not Nerdy at All

The jury's in: nerds and you have about as much in common as celery sticks and Twinkies.

Quantum mechanics? Please. If it's not for sale at Hollister, you're not interested. You're a true prep, through and through. (You might not even know how to spell "through.")

We love that you're so secure with your non-nerdiness. Still, don't you think it would be fun to give in and calculate something sometime? Just a suggestion.

Quiz 5:

Why Are You Still Single?

Result: You Kinda Like Being Single

Why are you in such a rush to get tied down? It looks like you kinda like having the freedom of being single.

Don't get into a relationship - you'll probably end up breaking someone's heart. Instead, flirt around and have fun. Only settle down when you're really ready to.

Labels: Bored. That's why my dear.